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A Day in the Life of Lazy River Tube Number 5

Lazy River Tube number 5

Hello.
I am Lazy River Tube Number 5. Tilghman Resort asked me to describe a typical day in my world.
After I wake up in the morning, someone on the Hotel Staff carries me over and stacks me beside the lazy river.
Someone grabs me, sits/lays on me and I go round and round the Lazy River. When they are finished with me they usually throw me down on the pool deck beside the Lazy River and I wait for the next person.
Sometime they leave me in the water and I get to go round and round all by myself. This is really fun.
Lying there on the pool deck all alone is not fun. I like it much better when someone is riding me in the water.
Then someone else grabs me, sits/lays on me and I go round and round the Lazy River again.
Then someone else grabs me, sits/lays on me and I go round and round the Lazy River again.
Then someone else grabs me, sits/lays on me and I go round and round the Lazy River again.
This goes on all day and into the evening. I never get tired of it.
At the end of the day, someone on the Hotel Staff carries me over and stacks me in the corner with the other Lazy River tubes. We sleep there until the next morning.
The one thing that I am scared of is thunderstorms. Sometimes they blow me around and treat me badly. One day this summer Lazy River Tube Number 7 blew over the fence and into the street and busted. We never saw him again.
I would like to thank Tilghman Resort for giving me this opportunity to tell you what I do. Please be nice to us when you use us. See you at the Lazy River!!